Today is a good day.
I can’t believe this is happening.
Feeling accomplished right now…like a boss.
How long have I been on this couch?
(Google “scurvy”) I’m pretty sure my family has scurvy.
If Raf says “Intracompany sales” on another conference call today, I’m going to lose my mind.
I’ve loved having the kids home.
Why is my whole family laughing because I bought canned pineapples?
I can’t believe I just cut my own har. CUT. MY. OWN. HAIR. No-one will notice and no-one will care.
Now I think I’m Dr. Seuss because I rhyme things. Someone save me now. Save me now.